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Your Healthista: The Ten Most Awkward Appetizers

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We present this post from the archives as a public service to Justin Bieber, who—according to “Boyfriend”—apparently thinks fondue is sexy. Not so much, Biebs.

10. Bruschetta. No engineer would design an appetizer like bruschetta. You have a little heap of tomatoes…

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Who wouldn’t love Michelle Tanner for this one..

When Someone Mentions Day Drinking..

whatshouldwecallme:

today:

marrina:

Alexander Wang’s niece Aila Wang (via THE MOST STYLISH LITTLE GIRL AT NYFW)

Too cute.

today:

marrina:

Alexander Wang’s niece Aila Wang (via THE MOST STYLISH LITTLE GIRL AT NYFW)

Too cute.

today:

Rembrandt
Masterpieces of art … improved by cats
Now THAT’S a Kardashian family. #swag.

Now THAT’S a Kardashian family. #swag.

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The Best and Worst of Pinterest

The top 5 best and top 5 worst of Pinterest

Best

5. Find cutesy things to make for your house.

4. Being able to say, oh I found it on Pinterest (complete with that “yeah it’s better than you” look)

3. Find some stellar recipes to cook for/with friends or significant others.

2. Create some amazing outfits and look super chic.

1. Show off to your friends how fabulous you are.

Worst

5. I’m going to bet there’s a censorship issue here according to you liberals, BUT really who cares. IT’S PINTEREST!

4. That girl from college of high school starts following you….

3. Then you/she repins something of yours. First thought that came to mind…that b..i..t…*..h.

2. The fitness pins remind you how you’re not going to have those exact ripped abs after doing their workout.

1. Make you hungry everytime you log in.

AND if you’re one of “those” girls who pins wedding stuff who doesn’t have a ring, a serious boyfriend, etc…..STOP. You look like a loser.

uglyrenaissancebabies:

Jacob Gerritsz Cuyp, Portrait of a 5 Year Old Boy with a Parrot
Bitch, get me out of this dress now.
(Alternately: Toddlers in Tiaras: Renaissance Edition) (caption via awesomewhispy)

uglyrenaissancebabies:

Jacob Gerritsz Cuyp, Portrait of a 5 Year Old Boy with a Parrot

Bitch, get me out of this dress now.

(Alternately: Toddlers in Tiaras: Renaissance Edition) (caption via awesomewhispy)

ticktockpocketwatch:

Schmidt’s online dating video

Schmidt’s online dating video. LOVE new girl

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